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The Lady with the Rainbow skin (story)


In front, she sat like my mother would sit in front of me.

Her eyes were big and green and skin scaled like fish.
And evrrytime you see her it would change her colour. Making like a shinny ranbow tint on her skin.

She was beautiful.
She looked like nothing else.

Her manly voice was like that of big 80s wrestler shittalking.

I kept on watching her face. And I kept on watching her body.

And she kept on bitching something about her friend robbing her 30% discount on the last piece of shirt she saw on sale Thursday night.

Then i smiled and told her to stop.

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Possessed MeatBalls planned to Haunt Moi ???

I ordered food late. 3 Amish around.

Goodold
Meat balls and noodles and chilled Ice tea.
Unwrapped,
Placed it on table… to go wash my hands.
But then, heard the food talkin…

“SEEMS LIKE THIS SUCKER WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS”

“YEAH YEAH BUT LITTLE DID HE JUST LIKE THIS HOTEL IS HAUNTED. THE FOOD IS HAUNTED.”

“ONCE HE EAT THIS FOOD WE WILL POSSESS HIS BODY TO FEAST ON HIS BLOOOD HA HA H AHA”

Their laugh were scary. Room echoed. The room temperature fell real low.
Getting colding and darker and blue.

I returned back to my bathroom. To get my lost spirit back.

I just confronted a possessed food.

My hands were trembling. But somehow I took a deep breath made a plan and returned back to the table.

I threw the ice out the window.

Then took the food. Splashed holy water on to it And microwaved it fvcking all.

Ohh those roars. It was fun seeing these folks getting torchered and then died a slowly painfully.

Blood splashed out of noodles tainting the microwaveglass. It was fun.

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It was pink cafe. Big. Very big.

It was pink cafe. Big. Very big.

There were people sat around in hooze like bees sat around their beehives.

I was there to have a pizza.
They made good pizzas.

I don’t eat pizzas usually.

But this time I had a urge to do that.

They add extra cheese on pizza. Everyone say they make awesome pizzas.

The waitress who bought pizza at my table liked my head-shaved.

She saw me. Her eyes glittered I could see.

She has lakey eyes. Beautiful but full of depthness.

Then I ignored her eyes lest I drown myself and focused back on eating that shitty pizza which everyone say theymakeawesome.

Shit hole pizza it was.

– S. Abdullah

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Dead cat in the fridge

Talking kept on.

It kept on whole evening.

Untill Leonard drift into his sleepy brain.
Then, He rose from the chair.

Walked into the kitchen to get a knack of beer before returning back home.
While Leonard on the couch snored like an old lion of the jungle.
There was a dead cat in the refrigerator.

He stretched his hand to grab the beer bottle.
Popped it open. Took some gulps right there. Standing.

Watching the dead cat body in the refrigerator.

Then walked away back to his house to sleep.

*the end*

(Sheikh Abdullah)

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Diamond studded Underwear (Funny story)

I was sitting on chair. Probably drawing something. Tis soemthing I often do for fun. Other than throwing baloon water-balls on my neighbours.

But, anyways. I was sitting.

And cold breeze touched my feeet.

I dont knw what it was. It was already summer.

The temperature was 49 c. And My Ac was on minus 17 and I was still sweating deep into my pants.

I looked down and saw it was my cat.

Bloody cat.

Always dipping herself into bath tub and then coming to mingle with my feet.

If this cat wasn’t a gift.

I wud have donated her to some charityy or some cannibals or soemthing.

There’s somthing strange about breeze(her name. My cat’s name)

She is blind by one eye. Legends say she saw a Ghost once. And the ghost took her one eye. (No I am just bullshitting)

Anways, where was I ?


Oh Yeah. Yeah.

Breeze is blind by one eye. Like it’s hollow. Eye socket. But if you pause from your day to day chores and stare at her.

She will stare you back, and she’ll stare you as if she can look thorugh your soul.

She is strange cat. And her only this quality is what I like. Except for fact, she once scratch-tored my expensive diamond studded underwear once.



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– Sheikh Abdullah

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Emmy fatty? Yuppp seems like

Sometimes you wanna play loose.
You dont want the rush.
When bar hits too low.
You want to go easy in life. Some people say don’t loose the momentum.
But to the hell with momentum. Sometimes not doing and chillin is lot of doing. Body needs to rejuvenate itself to get your shit into momentum again.
Been lately getting wrestler fat around me.
Why?

Not getting the regular workout I used to do.

Sometimes I wonder…am i one cheese burger away to get my very own fvcking gravitational field?

Although I’ve seen more fat people, employees and presidents in my life.

(Sheikh Abdullah)

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So I sat with her on bed. thinking she might help me cope up with my loneliness. but then she showed her fangs…

I said. Wow.
Are they natural.

She said “NO. There’s a dentist nearby. Who does it all. “

Curious to get similar teeth effect. I grabbed her hand telling her I want too.

but I didn’t know this going to happen.

She smiled. Oh such a smile it was. That can make even the most loyal man to cheat his wife.

She came closer and started breathing heavily on me. And I started drowning into a ball of colourfullights.

It was magic. I was flying on blue, yellow, red balls of light.

Didn’t feel. Who Am I.

Except a pinch on my neck. As something pierced into me.

Then alarm bell went ON.

Brrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr brrrrrr brrrrrr

I woke up. Looked around hoping where the girl gone.

But then quickly realising…

“Oh it was just a dream”

“Time to go to office. Or I be late.”

Next,

I Slid my slippers on. And walked myself to the sink.

Grabbed my brush. Put the paste on.

Only the brush felt off my hands.

I glanced my teeth in the mirror.

Those White long fangs.

Those Fvking long fangs.

It was not a fvcking dream.

It was real.

And I am a Vampire now.

-Sheikh Abdullah

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Comforting couch get abused by dog’s piss.

New couch was in the room now.

He din’t like this couch at the first look. Always a staunch non believer of “love at first sight” bullshit.

But it was red in colour. Wide enough to give him nice cushy support on his butts.

So he bought it.

First he sat on it for some time then it became whole day …
Then started sleeping on it.
Don’t want to say but deep down…
The couch was more comforting than his very own bed in his bedroom.

He kept in sleeping on days n weeks.
Then some weeks passed…
And his puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time.

Good puppy.

– Sheikh Abdullah
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Unlike other men.When I go sad …. me go more HARD!

Unlike other men.

When i go sad and feel lost. I go more focused. I go more hard. More violent and aggressive to things i want to achieve anyway.

I don’t know but something happens to me when I go sad.

My canines become long.

Yesterday night When i woke up to take a piss.
I saw my skin white. And lips red like blood washed. And eyes cold and dark.

I was little bit transparent too.

My wife asked me “honey why you look so pale and cold and seductive? Oooo come here I want to eat you..”

“I am sad honey i m feeling lost. And Everytime I feel this way. The monster inside me rages up.”

It throws me into my real self. The real self of who i am.

Then I jumped out the bedroom and stayed whole night in the woods.
Tearing animals. Drinking their blood. Sweet blood.

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Alone John was in his room

John alone in his room. Bed sheets dirty. Not like yellow stainty. But they were dirty…

Knock on the door.

“Room service!?”

“I DON’T NEED ONE”

“SIR THIS IS A FREE ROOM SERVICE”

“I KNOW. I DONT WANT IT”

“SIR ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

“YES I AM. JUST LEAVE.”

“SIR ARE YOU SURE ?”

“YES I AM. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE MY WIFE LEFT ME COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.”

“SIR WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?”

“JUST LEAVE ME WHAT THE HELL WITH YOU FOLKS. JUST LEAVE ME GOD DAAMN FOCKKNG ALONE”


Then it all.. went quiet.

John was in terrible condition. White shirt unbuttoned, thrown on his body.

His gold bracelet on table. Along with $3500 bucks. Easy money. He can blow off on today night at casino down there.


– Sheikh Abdullah
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